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Grindr Superman
01:43
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I blocked superman on grindr
he offered a massage
Many days he greeted me
with a "hi" "hey" barrage
I never responded
I wonder what he thinks
I do not like superman
superman stinks !!!
Well hold on a second
Let me think
I dont know if Superman stinks
I was thinking, just now, I walk
every, every day
My calves are sore
Maybe superman
can do some work on them?
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Umami
02:35
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I liked the way he touched me
I liked the way he smelled
I liked the way he asked to kiss me
and I liked having my hand held
His kisses were really strong
he drank some starbucks coffee
I told him he had umami flavor
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Mama's Wall
01:23
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Where's he at? Where'd he go?
Theres a virus spread across the globe
Is he safe? Is it so?
I really need to know
Hi,
It's all good really. Here's what I know: He's just working on replacing a wall in our mom's house. OK? No COVID-19. No worries.
Mama's wall
Oh yeah
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Cigarette Smoking Man
02:04
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I don't think I like older men
But there is just one exception
His name is X-Files, Agent Scully
It's the Cigarette Smoking Man
I find him sexy
I don't know what it is
His accent, his gait
but I can't help but think of him
when I masturbate
The other day I thought of watching
Just a supercut with each of his scenes
But i became worried of spoilers
As i have not finished this series
I think smoking is cool because of this man
I wanted to buy his brand of cigarettes and
I found out they were just fictional
Morley's
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BIFU
02:59
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It's like someone pushed a reset button
It's like someone jiggled the n64 cartridge
I'm on the title screen, seven years older
The newly-sentient park bench asks,
"Do you like this?"
I'm crying
while looking at pictures of ejaculate
BIFU
My brain is fucked up
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